Message from Enstone Rd Gnome

K Harper
👍 3

Thu 1 Sep 2022, 13:05

You could try British Gnome Stores? Kris

Sandy Fairhurst
👍 8

Thu 1 Sep 2022, 11:50

Dear Residents.

 I was having a lovely sleep on my toadstool the other morning, when a cacophonous noise erupted nearby and suddenly i went flying through the air, enveloped in a cloud of grass and twigs.

 I appreciate having the verges cut. After all I was almost invisible! But a bit of warning would have given me a chance to get dressed properly.

 Delighted as I was to be replaced, the kind lady who returned me to my lovely home failed to be carrying mortar, or superglue with her, and so I am teetering on my fungus, expecting to slide off any minute. My gnome-phone has been damaged too, and I wonder how my fellow gnomes have fared in the onslaught.

Maybe the ungnome Gnome Meister could help us out?

x Enstone Rd Welcome Gnome.

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